Run from 7/21/2011
(GM’s note: player perspective, ah what fun…)
The Halflings travel across a huge lake to this other town, which is a bit wilder and has more humans than normal.
On the way some Lake Raiders attack them and lose. One guy drowns after having his junk set on fire by Thom. Oooklar (’Roid Rager) kills another raider and the third died too, accidentally, by the halfling prostitute thief. The Cleric spent most of the fight getting dressed, then he got all serious about his god, Starburst, which comes in many flavors?
Thom fell in the water and his Mastiff One-Eye kept him from drinking most of the lake. Raiders. They had some stuff in a locked box. There was a letter giving them permission to raid. They sucked at staying alive though.
We went to an inn and met a hobo. Thom drank a lot of rum and played his mandolin. Also he learned about how the fishermen diced. The hobo was hungry.
Ooklar got a jones for some bread so we went to the bakery and bought some old bread from the apprentice, which Ooklar then ate. The bread, not the apprentice. Before we got there, a kenku showed up and took the monk away on a QUEST.
We all traipsed around town until we found, further away in the woods, a Ranger who used to know Thom the Bard’s weird teacher. He told us about the Cult. The recently met half elf hobo wants to join the cult so we can pass info along to the law dogs. Then they can rightfully kill everyone! The Cult is in a big building opposite a bar. Cultists wear metal masks and don’t talk. We will fit right in.
That is the plan. Since everybody’s stuff might get confiscated when we go in, the bard wants to disguise Oooklar so we can hide some stuff in his clothes that might come in handy. Oh and Crazy Elvish Woman is off in the boonies, maybe with all three amulets (not Mullets) which will enable her to go the City of Gold. which might make her even more insane. She will probably show up at a bad time.
P.S. Never say anything bad about Ooklar’s mother.